just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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