Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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