I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize