I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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