Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
They have beer where we have blood.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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