In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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