Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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