I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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