We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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