how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I am one with the molecules
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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