O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think i peed on brittanys purse
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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