Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Bring me that man meat
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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