I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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