Its about making memories worth repressing
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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