What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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