I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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