I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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