The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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