I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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