I'd wear matching sweaters with you
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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