Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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