whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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