I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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