True but thats because hes a fetus.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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