What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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