what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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