Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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