I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize