It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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