im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you traded sex for a burrito?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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