the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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