can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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