this will be a night to untag.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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