Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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