why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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