Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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