I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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