Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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