But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you told grandpa to call you daddy
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
