don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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