Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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