Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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