writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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