to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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