Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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