she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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