HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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