I understand Curling. That high.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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