I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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