Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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