Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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