What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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