we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Oh Jesus.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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