i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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